The Tyler Report

Statistics at Birth

Born:  July 25th 2008 at 10:42 pm, same day as my daddy

Weight: 8 pounds 3 1/2 onces

Hair color: Dark Brown

Height: 20 and 7/8 inches form head to toe.

Eye color:  Kind of  dark greenish grey with subdued ochre highlights. Daddy is trying to show you the colors with the background and using this font color as the highlights.

This is my hospital shot, Daddy had to take it when no one was looking on the 26th. He had to wait till visiting hours the next day.The hospital dosent allow you to take pictures inside of the babies, and they only allow women to stay and help mommy the first night. I guess they think men cant care for babies, only make them. He had to smuggle in formula too. They only want to give you what they have, if you need it. Another thing was, daddy wasnt allowed in the delivery room either. The hospitals policies are from the 19th century. The hospital was Olbaldia, its only for children. Its a public hospital and brand new. It  has air-conditioning and very cold. They have strange rules too, like all the women have to bring their own toilet paper.